Thursday, February 26, 2009

Your Modern Conservative Movement...

The unedited schedule for CPAC (The conservative answer to Netroots nation or Take Back America):

Conservatism 2.0 Conference
Palladian Ballroom
Sponsored by Pajamas Television
Activists, bloggers, students and scholars discussing new media strategies to shape the future of conservatism

Panelists: Stephen Green, Margaret Hoover, Andrew Klavan, Deroy Murdock, Alfonzo Rachel, Roger Simon, Joe Wurzelbacher (ask Joe the Plumber)

Sarah Palin Unplugged on the Media Video Interview
Diplomat Ballroom
Sponsored by "Media Malpractice" Movie
Speaker: John Ziegler and special guest
Open to all CPAC attendees/Tickets enclosed in CPAC registration bags

Al Franken and ACORN: How Liberals are Destroying the American Election System
Ambassador Ballroom
Hans von Spakovsky, The Heritage Foundation
Heather Heidelbaugh, Republican National Lawyers Association
Mark Braden, former RNC chief counsel

Moderator: Cleta Mitchell, American Conservative Union Foundation

Youth for Western Civilization Inaugural Reception
Palladian Ballroom
Sponsored by Morgan Knull and The American Cause
Speakers: Rep.Tom Tancredo, Bay Buchanan, Pat Buchanan (invited)
Host Bar
Joe the Plumber, Sarah Palin Unplugged, Hans Von Voter Suppression, and a white supremacist reception!

And that's only day 1!

On a sad note, the Republican party has destroyed all parody and humor. You couldn't do better than this list if you tried.


  1. the fuck is a western civ. reception??

    Everyone just dress up in Greek togas and cowboy hats and 'go to town' on each other??

    They still don't get it....there are reasons why they keep losing...

  2. exactly kajit

    *joe the plumber, sarah palin, and long whines about ACORN and the liberal media lead to massive electoral failures in 2008*

    conservatives: hmm, that was awful. what should we do now?

    *books joe the plumber, sarah palin, ACORN and liberal media whiners, AND white supremacists to kick off the next chapter!*

  3. i still don't understand how they were winning 8 years ago, so maybe that's why they can't see why they are losing now. i found it hard to see a world where logic and reason had no place and now they struggle with the opposite.