Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Joe the Selfless Hero

From Think Progress:
“It’s not politically incorrect to say you’re Republican or conservative,” Joe said. “They need to dig their heels in and fight for what needs to be done.” […]

One thing that needs to be done, he said, is killing this stimulus package, because it’s just another example of “American government” — Republicans and Democrats — “kicking our butts left and right.” He also called it welfare.

When asked if he has a career in politics, Wurzelbacher said, “I don’t know if the American public deserve me, but my son definitely deserves my time now.”
To quote Craig Mack, I think Joe wants to go down in the Guiness book of world records as the dumbest motherfucker alive.

And if you're wondering what Joe's latest gig is, he's advising the House Republicans on the economic stimulus package.

And no, I'm not joking.


  1. I personally can not wait for the movie. Working title "Mr. the Plumber goes to Washington"

  2. joe the plumber is unironically my favorite person in america right now.

    its one thing for pundits to have no idea what the fuck and still draw a paycheck, but this guy somehow manages to go from job to job doing a hilariously shitty job every time- just to move up the ladder to something else. incredible.