Saturday, February 6, 2010

Snowed in with Sarah Palin


JN and RB have decided to snow themselves in at the Palace/Train HQ with DCJonesy and I for the snowpocalypse. Luckly for us, we still have power, and Sarah Palin's speech at the teabagger convention will be broadcast live on Fox News. Obviously creating a drinking game was necessary:

THE RULES:
One (1) shot for-
-Specific mention of Wasilla
-Trig
-Going rogue/ being a maverick
-Actually saying "teabagging"

One (1) sip for-
-"Politics as usual"
-Alaska
-Vague mention of "change"
-Hockey reference/ analogy
-"You Betcha" or other faux-folksiness.
-"Government takeover"
-Free market ideology being threatened by wave of socialism
-Real Americans/Rugged Americans/ Strong Americans
-"Straight talk"
-Evil lying media
-Creepy reference to freedom
-Vague reference to the Constitution

Wish us luck...

Update: Too bad we didn't add writing notes on your hand...

3 comments:

  1. what about "socialism" ? shouldn't that be at least a sip?
    Just THINKING about the speech makes me nauseous and I haven't had ANYTHING to drink...
    wb

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  2. Um... shouldn't you break in this game at some point when the weather doesn't prevent an ambulance from rushing you to the nearest hospital for alcohol poisoning?
    'Cuz I mean, DAMN. You guys are gonna get lit up if you follow all those rules.

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  3. WELL, i'M DRUNK

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