The Current State of Bipartisanship

A PLAY IN TWO PARTS:

PART I: LAST YEAR

DEMOCRATS: "We're going to try to tackle healthcare reform... got any ideas, Republicans?"

REPUBLICANS: "**** MY **** YOU BUNCH OF *** **** *****-SLAPPING **** ****-MONGERERS! ****!"

DEMOCRATS: "Yeah ok."

PART II: THIS YEAR

REPUBLICANS: "We demand that you listen to our ideas!"

DEMOCRATS: "Ok we'll have a HCR summit, everyone will be invited."

REPUBLICANS: "We have no ideas and refuse to attend your summit!"

THE END