Friday, June 26, 2009

Joe The Plumber Returns!

After a brief hiatus from the Republican party "talking to crazy people" circuit, everyone's favorite non-plumber is back!

Wurzelbacher has a reputation for being a blunt, politically incorrect speaker. Referring to Sen. Chris Dodd, D-Conn., more than once, Wurzelbacher asked, "Why hasn't he been strung up?"

I'm not sure I'd use the term "politically incorrect" for calling for the lynching of a sitting US Senator. But don't stop him, he's rolling.

Referring to the Constitution as "almost like the Bible," Wurzelbacher said of the Founding Fathers: "They knew socialism doesn't work. They knew communism doesn't work."

Here, Joe is undoubtedly citing that totally kickass Federalist Paper in which Alexander Hamilton and James Madison put the beatdown on Marx and Engels. Suck it, leftards!

After speaking, Wurzelbacher signed autographs and posed for pictures with the crowd. In a brief interview Thursday, he said a recent Time magazine report that he had left the Republican Party was false.

We need to do whatever we can to keep him in the news until the 2012 cycle, where he could host one of the debates, or maybe even be a surprise VP candidate! Who knows? In today's Republican party, the sky's the limit for this blithering idiot!

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