Monday, May 19, 2008

Kevin James, meet Alton Lister.

Alton Lister Fan Club membership is reserved for those who are publicly dominated and humiliated in a way reminiscent of Shawn Kemp's brutal dunk over Alton Lister. And yes, this is a complete rip off of Sirota's Tom Chambers award. Deal with it. Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery, or something like that. And besides, he hasn't done it in a while, so someone needs to continue comparing current events to amazing dunks.

This week's addition to the Club is unknown right wing hack(until this) Kevin James. I give Chris Matthews a lot of shit, but you gotta give credit where credit is due. His evisceration of this tool is pretty great to watch.

Ooh. That was ugly. What's funny about James is that he really looks exactly like the cut-out republicans from This Modern World. I swear there's a warehouse out in Northern Virginia that just stores these douchebags until they need to put a conservative pundit on tv or have to field the 2009 Duke lacrosse team.

You'd like to think an appearance like that would put him out of TV work, but I think we all know better. See you on Fox news, brah.



    I love it. Does this Kevin Jones guy even have a job after that?

  2. wow, you weren't kidding. that smackdown was brutal. its not very often you hear anyone berate their guest for not knowing what they're talking about. absolutely brilliant.

  3. It seems like his job is a right wing radio talk show host... so I guess that answers the question of how he still has a job.

    It isn't that often that someone gets called out on their bullshit this openly, and that really is a shame. People get away with crap like that all the time, its nice to see someone get humiliated every once and a while.

  4. People should read this.