Monday, September 21, 2009

The Tree of Revolution

On his show last week Glenn Beck introduced an image that will be talked about for generations: “The Tree of Revolution.” Marvel at this piece beautiful piece of work:

Che… Woodrow Wilson… Saul Alinsky… ACORN! Unions… Bill Ayers… Dollar bills! Now we can all clearly see that Obama is the end result of decades of unrelated people, events and currencies. I thought Beck's extended monologue about how the art in the Rockefeller Center was an attempt to brainwash children via bronze sculptures of chariots was bizarre enough, but “The Tree of Revolution” is a clear winner. Trees are good things… except environmentalists like them so maybe they’re bad now? Does this one need to be watered with the blood of patriots, or will regular water do? The whole thing left me with more questions than answers, so I set out to create my own visual aid:

Damn that pineapple! Finally, it all makes sense. If anyone else wants to create another flowchart of revolution feel free to send it to me, and maybe I’ll post them on here at some point in the next few days.

Ed's note: More Trees of Revolution can be found here.


  1. I'm definitely gonna make one of these tonight.

  2. OK so the tree of revolution is Obama. But Obama is in office. He doesn't need a revolution to take over the US. Ergo, he must be staging a revolution larger than the United States. Vis-a-vis he is looking outside of the country. But I am not talking about Eurasia. That's not big enough. What I am talking about is the world's largest and untapped continent...Antarctica. But how Glen? Hydrogen bombs you say. To bring the ice to us you say. Now, I am listening.

  3. I'm on the verge of using the image I copied from you post to explain in serious language why Beck's tree of "revolution" isn't one and actually address his crazy-con claims about this tree. It should be up by tomorrow night.