Saturday, September 20, 2008

A Frightening Statistic

Remember promises made in 2000 to move to Canada if Bush won? While those bold words mostly turned out to be bluffs, a new TrainStat poll has yielded some incredible results: of those polled (1 likely voter, 9/21/2008), 100% responded that they (he) was planning to (had already) leave (arrived) the country (in China) if McCain wins (or if he loses, bit late for that caveat right?) the election.

In other semi-related news, the Train of Thought now has its first international correspondent.


  1. good to know that you've landed safely on the other side of the planet, my friend. we're so official now, we even have a foreign correspondent.

    The Train of Thought: we're international, bitch!

  2. Agreed. Well no matter what happens in the near future, you should just claim that is your reason for leaving the country. Like today:
    "The democrats approve of this 700 billion dollar bailout? That's the last straw, China for me!"

    Glad to hear you got there safe and continue your train of thought work from abroad. Good luck dealing with the 13 billion dollars in "security monitoring" equipment that the Olympics brought into the country... but I'm sure they turned that stuff off after the games ended.