This Mitch McConnell email is all kinds of awesome:
Dear Patriot,Barack Obama is literally at your door. Literally about to take your literal gun from your literal hands. The end is near, patriot.
You and I are literally surrounded.
The gun-grabbers in the Senate are about to launch an all-out-assault on the Second Amendment. On your rights.
On your freedom.
Just the other night, President Obama urged them to act. And then he went one step further, spelling out the 23 different Executive Orders he will take to get your guns.