Tonight three states were overrun by Santorum... eh, let me try that again. Santorum surged from behind tonight... nah, that isn't right. Republican primary voters in Minn, Colo, and Mo experienced an explosive discharge of Santorum... Santorum erupted to the top for tonight, covering three states...
Alright, there isn't any way to make this not sound really gross, but I'm still psyched. Just when you thought the Newt derailment meant that the fun was over for this season, Santorum pulls a hat trick. Santorum just popped out of a hole and saw his own shadow and now we have a few more weeks of delicious Republican primary to enjoy! Maybe Newt can get his act together in a few of the states down the road and the three of them can just keep smashing each other all the way to the convention.
We can hope, right?
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J.N. - This post made my day. There's nothing I enjoy more than hearing about an unexpected burst of Santorum.
ReplyDeleteAs a side note, DO NOT google any of the phrases you or I have used here without safe search enabled.
Haha, that last disclaimer is pretty important.
ReplyDeleteJN, I've missed your writing style.
ReplyDeleteNEWT CHUTE
ReplyDeleteJust wanted to make sure you guys saw this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CWAR7FeY4pA&feature=youtu.be
ReplyDeleteYou're welcome.