Wednesday, September 28, 2011

Cuban/Hezbollah Missile Crisis!

I'm starting to feel like Michele Bachmann's campaign was put together using nothing but right wing chain letters:

At an event in Iowa on Monday, the poll-plummeting candidate warned of a new potential Cuban missile crisis — involving Hezbollah.

“And the question was asked, should we normalize trading with Cuba? Why would you normalize trading with a country that sponsors terror?” Bachmann said. “Cuba — there’s reports that have come out that Cuba has been working with another terrorist organization called Hezbollah. And Hezbollah is potentially looking at wanting to be part of missile sites in Iran.

“And, of course, when you’re 90 miles offshore from Florida, you don’t want to entertain the prospect of hosting bases or sites where Hezbollah could have training camps or perhaps have missile sites or weapons sites in Cuba. This would be foolish.”

As Think Progress notes, it appears that the sole source of Bachmann’s allegation is an unconfirmed report in an Italian newspaper, about Hezbollah setting up a cell in Cuba, in order to have a base of operations for targeting Israeli targets in Latin America.

Thus Bachmann’s logic appears to be: 1) Hezbollah are bad; 2) Hezbollah has missiles; 3) Hezbollah are trying to set up shop in Cuba; and therefore 4) Hezbollah could imminently set up missile sites in Cuba to target the United States.
In a field that isn't exactly light on stupid, Bachmann seems to have out crazied herself from the pack. That's impressive.


  1. All the bad guys are on the same bad guy team! Don't trust them!

  2. PS. Beware the Fascislamunist conspiracy!

    It's telling that she basically lumped everything that she wants middle Americans to be scared of into one big nonsensical plot. What a nutter. Republican field for 2012 makes for good comedy but not much more. Jon Stewart must be loving this shit.