Monday, November 1, 2010

OFFICIAL TRAIN CHALLENGE #1

DO YOU THINK YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO TRAIN WITH THE BIG DOGS? HERE AT TRAIN HQ WE'VE GOT A CHALLENGE FOR YOU! THE WINNER GETS NOTHING. YOU READY?

FIRST: WATCH THIS 24-MINUTE LONG CHRISTINE O'DONNELL VIDEO. YEAH, YOU READ THAT RIGHT: CHRISTINE O'DONNELL HAS COMMISSIONED A 24-MINUTE LONG COMMERCIAL FOR HERSELF. I'M NOT WATCHING THAT SHIT! BUT IF YOU WANNA WIN THE FIRST TRAIN CHALLENGE OF ALL TIME, WATCH EVERY SINGLE ONE OF WHAT I'M SURE ARE 24 COMPLETELY EXCRUCIATING MINUTES.

We the People of the First State from Friends of Christine O'Donnell on Vimeo.



WOW THAT LOOKS BRUTAL! NOW: WRITE A 100 WORD ESSAY DESCRIBING EXACTLY HOW THIS VIDEO MADE YOU FEEL. YOU ARE FREE TO BE AS CREATIVE AS YOU WANT, BUT YOU MUST (MUST) USE THE PHRASE "GIANT DOODY BOMB" AT SOME POINT. POST IT IN THE COMMENTS SECTION. CONTEST IS OPEN TO ALL TRAIN READERS, WRITERS, AND PASSERSBY. VALID IN ALL 50 STATES EXCEPT OKLAHOMA AND THAT OTHER ONE. ANY ESSAY WITH MORE OR LESS THAN 100 WORDS WILL BE DISQUALIFIED. WINNER RECEIVES SOMETHING- OR MAYBE NOTHING. VOID WHERE PROHIBITED. ESSAY MUST BE ORIGINAL WORK. GOOD LUCK!

2 comments:

  1. damnit i tried JN, i did. hearing about people getting taxed TO DEATH OMG THEY ALMOST DIED FROM TEH TAXES in DELAWARE, which is notorious for not really having enough taxes to not suck, makes me want to never go to DELAWARE again.

    so i wrote you this poem:

    DELAWARE DELAWARE DELAWARE DELAWARE BUSINESSES CLOSE THEIR DOORS
    DELAWARE TAXES TAXES TAXES DELAWARE TAXES KILLING US
    HOW CAN ANYONE SURVIVE IN DELAWARE

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  2. JN--take off the cap lock. And hell will freeze over before I watch this.

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